{"id":688,"date":"2009-12-20T03:40:34","date_gmt":"2009-12-20T07:40:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/tim.cexx.org\/?p=688"},"modified":"2009-12-20T03:40:34","modified_gmt":"2009-12-20T07:40:34","slug":"no-she-cannot-has-cheezburger-laser-pointer-yes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/tim.cexx.org\/?p=688","title":{"rendered":"No, she cannot has cheezburger. Laser pointer, yes!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>We got a kitty last weekend. Like many new additions of the human kind, we hadn&#8217;t really planned on it*, but now we are in love with her.  Her name is Spirit (she comes pre-named).<\/p>\n<p>She had no trouble settling into the new house, except for spooking out at the noise from the radiators at first. She&#8217;s such a little attention whore &#8211; follows the hyoominz all around, and if we are on the couch, sits down next to someone and headbutts them &#8217;til she gets belleh rubs.<\/p>\n<p>So far she has also discovered that Christmas tree ornaments swing and make a tinkling noise when swatted at, knitting needles move and click while in use, and must therefore be attacked, and &#8211; OMG WIIMOTE CURSOR!<\/p>\n<p><center><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/tim.cexx.org\/images\/tn_spirit_001.jpg\"\/><\/center><\/p>\n<p><object width=\"425\" height=\"344\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube-nocookie.com\/v\/pr2UmofoYAE&#038;hl=en_US&#038;fs=1&#038;rel=0\"><\/param><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\"><\/param><param name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\"><\/param><embed src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube-nocookie.com\/v\/pr2UmofoYAE&#038;hl=en_US&#038;fs=1&#038;rel=0\" type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" allowscriptaccess=\"always\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" width=\"425\" height=\"344\"><\/embed><\/object><\/p>\n<p><center><a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=pr2UmofoYAE\">http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=pr2UmofoYAE<\/a><\/center><\/p>\n<p><object width=\"425\" height=\"344\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube-nocookie.com\/v\/dFuf_wMFs1E&#038;hl=en_US&#038;fs=1&#038;rel=0\"><\/param><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\"><\/param><param name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\"><\/param><embed src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube-nocookie.com\/v\/dFuf_wMFs1E&#038;hl=en_US&#038;fs=1&#038;rel=0\" type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" allowscriptaccess=\"always\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" width=\"425\" height=\"344\"><\/embed><\/object><\/p>\n<p><center><a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=dFuf_wMFs1E\">http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=dFuf_wMFs1E<\/a><\/center><\/p>\n<p>*Somewhere between &#8220;rescue mission&#8221; and &#8220;interstate feline trafficking&#8221; does the truth lie.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>We got a kitty last weekend. Like many new additions of the human kind, we hadn&#8217;t really planned on it*, but now we are in love with her. Her name is Spirit (she comes pre-named). She had no trouble settling into the new house, except for spooking out at the noise from the radiators at [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_FSMCFIC_featured_image_caption":"","_FSMCFIC_featured_image_nocaption":"","_FSMCFIC_featured_image_hide":"","iawp_total_views":3,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-688","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/tim.cexx.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/688","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/tim.cexx.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/tim.cexx.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tim.cexx.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tim.cexx.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=688"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/tim.cexx.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/688\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":691,"href":"https:\/\/tim.cexx.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/688\/revisions\/691"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/tim.cexx.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=688"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tim.cexx.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=688"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tim.cexx.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=688"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}