{"id":60,"date":"2004-06-19T03:52:20","date_gmt":"2004-06-19T11:52:20","guid":{"rendered":"\/?p=60"},"modified":"2005-02-13T23:25:39","modified_gmt":"2005-02-14T07:25:39","slug":"pseudointellectual-one-night-stands","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/tim.cexx.org\/?p=60","title":{"rendered":"Pseudointellectual one-night stands"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Shit dammit. I think I just became some girl&#8217;s intellectual tampon. (I&#8217;d google ya up a link, but it looks like I just invented this term. <a href=\"http:\/\/www.intellectualwhores.com\/whyiw.html\">Similar<\/a> concept to the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.chickenhead.com\/features\/tampon\/\" title=\"Ya, I'm only good for that about once a month anyway\">emotional tampon<\/a>, though.) Reminds me of that Fight Club quote about single-serving friends. Anyway, the <a href=\"images\/intwhore.txt\" title=\"Of course, I don't think the blocking was necessary...\">entrails<\/a> if y&#8217;all nerdy types wish to dissect them.<\/p>\n<p>Ya, the bitch blocked me like a day-old plopup ad!<\/p>\n<p>QOTD: Did I tell you about last Friday? [Bunch of people] and me were hanging out in Auburn at the coffee shop. * and * went off and I was ALONE (birds chirping) with * (the sun is now 12% more luminescent) and we played chess. Don&#8217;t stop me if I already told you this one&#8230; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Shit dammit. I think I just became some girl&#8217;s intellectual tampon. (I&#8217;d google ya up a link, but it looks like I just invented this term. Similar concept to the emotional tampon, though.) Reminds me of that Fight Club quote about single-serving friends. Anyway, the entrails if y&#8217;all nerdy types wish to dissect them. Ya, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_FSMCFIC_featured_image_caption":"","_FSMCFIC_featured_image_nocaption":"","_FSMCFIC_featured_image_hide":"","iawp_total_views":1,"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-60","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-rants-rambles"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/tim.cexx.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/60","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/tim.cexx.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/tim.cexx.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tim.cexx.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tim.cexx.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=60"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/tim.cexx.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/60\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/tim.cexx.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=60"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tim.cexx.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=60"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tim.cexx.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=60"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}