{"id":437,"date":"2008-02-27T23:31:39","date_gmt":"2008-02-28T03:31:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/tim.cexx.org\/?p=437"},"modified":"2013-08-02T17:26:10","modified_gmt":"2013-08-02T21:26:10","slug":"demotivational-posters","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/tim.cexx.org\/?p=437","title":{"rendered":"Demotivational posters"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So, while waiting for my boards to come back on Secret Project A and Non-Secret Project B, and for the guy at Company C to get back to me on diagnosing a crash between their Windows DLL and my software that is supposed to interact with it, I was&#8230;less than motivated, so I made some motivational posters. (No, not by hand; being the motivated sort that I am I found <a href=\"http:\/\/bighugelabs.com\/flickr\/\">this autowidget online<\/a> that handles all the formatting and borders and stuff.) The first two images are my own photographs, and the last two are stolen from the on-line.<\/p>\n<p><center><br \/>\n<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/tim.cexx.org\/images\/patience.jpg\"\/><\/p>\n<p>PATIENCE: They say it&#8217;s a virtue. But being virtuous is not necessarily satisfying.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/tim.cexx.org\/images\/teamwork.jpg\"\/><\/p>\n<p>TEAMWORK: This job would have taken a lifetime. Now it will take two.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/tim.cexx.org\/images\/contracting.jpg\"\/><\/p>\n<p>CONTRACTING: There is never time to do it right, but there is always time to do it over.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/tim.cexx.org\/images\/service.jpg\"\/><\/p>\n<p>QUALITY: Caveat Emptor is not a business model.<\/p>\n<p><\/center><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So, while waiting for my boards to come back on Secret Project A and Non-Secret Project B, and for the guy at Company C to get back to me on diagnosing a crash between their Windows DLL and my software that is supposed to interact with it, I was&#8230;less than motivated, so I made some [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_FSMCFIC_featured_image_caption":"","_FSMCFIC_featured_image_nocaption":"","_FSMCFIC_featured_image_hide":"","iawp_total_views":25,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-437","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/tim.cexx.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/437","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/tim.cexx.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/tim.cexx.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tim.cexx.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tim.cexx.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=437"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/tim.cexx.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/437\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1045,"href":"https:\/\/tim.cexx.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/437\/revisions\/1045"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/tim.cexx.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=437"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tim.cexx.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=437"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tim.cexx.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=437"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}