{"id":435,"date":"2008-02-20T00:10:33","date_gmt":"2008-02-20T04:10:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/tim.cexx.org\/?p=435"},"modified":"2013-08-02T17:26:48","modified_gmt":"2013-08-02T21:26:48","slug":"meme-movies","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/tim.cexx.org\/?p=435","title":{"rendered":"[meme] Movies"},"content":{"rendered":"

Stolen from Stormsdotter<\/a><\/p>\n

1. Pick 15 of your favorite movies.
\n2. Go to IMDb and find a quote from each movie.
\n3. Post them here for everyone to guess.
\n4. Fill in the film title once it’s guessed.
\n5. NO GOOGLING\/using IMDb search functions.<\/p>\n

1) I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass… and I’m all out of bubblegum. <\/p>\n

2) If we’ve got any surprises for each other, I don’t think either one of us is in much shape to do anything about it. <\/p>\n

3) [E.T.]<\/b> It was nothing like that, penis breath!<\/p>\n

4) [Blade Runner]<\/b> The tortoise lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs trying to turn itself over but it can’t. Not without your help. But you’re not helping.<\/p>\n

5) Santy Claus only brings presents to them that’s been good all year. All the other ones, all the naughty ones, he punishes! What about you, boy? You been good all year? <\/p>\n

6) What the hell are you? …The world’s most pissed-off snow cone! <\/p>\n

7) EXCUSE ME,Jack! You heard the man! My oxygen’s running out! Look, if you don’t help me, you’re going to end up with this microscopic pod floating around your insides with this teeny tiny human skeleton at the helm.<\/p>\n

8) Everything. OK! I’ll talk! In third grade, I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max’s toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play. In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog… When my mom sent me to the summer camp for fat kids and then they served lunch I got nuts and I pigged out and they kicked me out… But the worst thing I ever done – I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, t-t-then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa – and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life.<\/p>\n

9) Zac Hobson, July 5th. One: there has been a malfunction in Project Flashlight with devastating results. Two: it seems I am the only person left on Earth. <\/p>\n

10) [In the Mouth of Madness]<\/b>My ‘them’. Every paranoid schizophrenic has one; a ‘them’, a ‘they’, an ‘it’. And you want to hear about my ‘them’, don’t you? <\/p>\n

11) Three years ago our Johnny died. We thought there was no hope, but then we discovered the United Appeal for the Dead. They showed us that despite Johnny’s handicap, he could still be a useful member of our family and the community. Our United Appeal for the Dead caseworker showed us that the absence of life from Johnny’s body didn’t have to mean his absence from our daily lives.<\/p>\n

12) [Beetlejuice]<\/b> Don’t mind her. She’s still upset because somebody dropped a house on her sister. <\/p>\n

13) [Army of Darkness]<\/b> Ok you Primitive Screwheads, listen up! You see this? This… is my boomstick! The 12-gauge double-barreled Remington. S-Mart’s top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That’s right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about $109.95. It’s got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger. That’s right. Shop smart. Shop S-Mart. You got that? <\/p>\n

14) I would like… cheese… go… to… hell… <\/p>\n

15) [Dr. Strangelove]<\/b> Gentlemen, you can’t fight in here! This is the War Room. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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