{"id":42,"date":"2004-02-29T20:02:10","date_gmt":"2004-03-01T04:02:10","guid":{"rendered":"\/?p=42"},"modified":"2005-02-13T23:27:04","modified_gmt":"2005-02-14T07:27:04","slug":"i-love-scams","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/tim.cexx.org\/?p=42","title":{"rendered":"I love Scams!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Title: I AM ME<br \/>\nAuthor: Me<\/p>\n<p>TACGATCA ACCGTTCA<br \/>\nGGTAAGTC CGATTCCG<br \/>\nGATTCACA TCGAACTA<br \/>\nGCGTACCG CTGAGGCT<\/p>\n<p>AGTCCGAT TTATCGAC<br \/>\nGGTCCACA CAGGTCCA<br \/>\nTCCGACCG ACGTGCTC<br \/>\nGCTAGGTC TACGTAAT<\/p>\n<p>What you&#8217;ve just read is a work of exceptional artistic expression. So exceptional, in fact, that it will be featured in the anthology of the International League of Poetry, and is a semi-finalist in the $10,000 contest. Well, I haven&#8217;t actually been told so yet, but I am so confident in my MaD artistic SkIllZ that I will go ahead and presuppose this. I am so hopeful that I will be a winner! Just look at <a href=\"http:\/\/www.winningwriters.com\/wergleflomp\/yewgottalarf.htm\">some<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/www.winningwriters.com\/wergleflomp\/nickynackynoo.htm\">of<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/www.wockyjivvy.com\/poetry\/shame\/walkman.html\">the<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/www.wockyjivvy.com\/poetry\/shame\/dawn.html\">other<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/www.wockyjivvy.com\/poetry\/shame\/mycat.html\">semi-finalists<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p><sub>(Hey, what are you complaining about? Mine even rhymes and everything. Quit yer bitchin&#8217;.)<\/sub><\/p>\n<p>All right, what I was really going for is a chuckle in a <a href=\"http:\/\/www.winningwriters.com\/contestflomp.htm\">related<\/a> contest.<\/p>\n<p>\nQOTD: Many people consider null <i>not being equal to nothing<\/i>. Especially the data base theoretics. For them, null could be considered to be the abscence of nothing. So, if you have nothing and remove that nothing, the state of what&#8217;s left over, is null. (wtf?)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Title: I AM ME Author: Me TACGATCA ACCGTTCA GGTAAGTC CGATTCCG GATTCACA TCGAACTA GCGTACCG CTGAGGCT AGTCCGAT TTATCGAC GGTCCACA CAGGTCCA TCCGACCG ACGTGCTC GCTAGGTC TACGTAAT What you&#8217;ve just read is a work of exceptional artistic expression. So exceptional, in fact, that it will be featured in the anthology of the International League of Poetry, and is a semi-finalist [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_FSMCFIC_featured_image_caption":"","_FSMCFIC_featured_image_nocaption":"","_FSMCFIC_featured_image_hide":"","iawp_total_views":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-42","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-rants-rambles"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/tim.cexx.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/42","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/tim.cexx.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/tim.cexx.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tim.cexx.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tim.cexx.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=42"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/tim.cexx.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/42\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/tim.cexx.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=42"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tim.cexx.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=42"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tim.cexx.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=42"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}