{"id":40,"date":"2004-02-20T19:57:57","date_gmt":"2004-02-21T03:57:57","guid":{"rendered":"\/?p=40"},"modified":"2004-02-20T19:57:57","modified_gmt":"2004-02-21T03:57:57","slug":"storyful-times","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/tim.cexx.org\/?p=40","title":{"rendered":"Storyful times"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Ha, when the cat&#8217;s away, I wonder what the mouse will say? This cat&#8217;s been hearing some interesting ones lately. First off, I&#8217;m apparently madly in love with T*, who, as you might notice, gets entirely too much attention in this here bloggg :-) . Unfortunately, this is as much news to me as it is to anyone, and I wish someone had informed me of my feelings a couple months ago. Now don&#8217;t get me wrong here, I am in fact referring to the coolest and generally most interesting girl I have met in years, whose well-being I care about to an almost illogical extent. But I think &#8216;in love with&#8217; is stretching the silly putty a bit.<\/p>\n<p>Secondly, I&#8217;ve been asked by this very sweet former girlfriend of mine, whom I haven&#8217;t heard from in half a year or better, why I think she&#8217;s a <a href=\"http:\/\/www.romanceopedia.com\/VincentVents.html\">cold-hearted bitch<\/a>. Um&#8230;.exsqueeze me? This one&#8217;s news to me as well, considering that I never have made (nor would make) <i>any<\/i> such assertion, and that she had never treated me less than excellently. I am informed that she got this impression from a known third party that I personally wouldn&#8217;t trust to truthfully recite my grocery list to me.<\/p>\n<p><sub>I&#8217;m kinda wondering now what other interesting tidbits are floating around out there&#8230;<\/sub><\/p>\n<p>QOTD: Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ha, when the cat&#8217;s away, I wonder what the mouse will say? This cat&#8217;s been hearing some interesting ones lately. First off, I&#8217;m apparently madly in love with T*, who, as you might notice, gets entirely too much attention in this here bloggg :-) . Unfortunately, this is as much news to me as it [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_FSMCFIC_featured_image_caption":"","_FSMCFIC_featured_image_nocaption":"","_FSMCFIC_featured_image_hide":"","iawp_total_views":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-40","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/tim.cexx.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/40","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/tim.cexx.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/tim.cexx.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tim.cexx.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tim.cexx.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=40"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/tim.cexx.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/40\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/tim.cexx.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=40"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tim.cexx.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=40"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tim.cexx.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=40"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}