{"id":38,"date":"2004-02-15T03:43:35","date_gmt":"2004-02-15T11:43:35","guid":{"rendered":"\/?p=38"},"modified":"2004-02-15T03:43:35","modified_gmt":"2004-02-15T11:43:35","slug":"i-fail-it","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/tim.cexx.org\/?p=38","title":{"rendered":"I Fail It"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Tonight has not been my night for communication. I feel like I&#8217;ve fallen into a fountain of stupid and can&#8217;t claw my way back out. In two separate occasions, trying to ease things and then to just have a normal conversation without violating my personal ethics, I&#8217;ve only made things worse. It&#8217;s a good thing I&#8217;m not a spy.<\/p>\n<p>What I really ought to do is crawl into a hole, and wait for the universe to continue expanding to the point where the energy density is too low to support life. <sub>Or &#8217;til I starve, whichever comes first.<\/sub><\/p>\n<p>\nQOTD: &#8220;You see, wire telegraph is a kind of a very, very long cat. You pull his tail in New York and his head is meowing in Los Angeles. Do you understand this? And radio operates exactly the same way: you send signals here, they receive them there. The only difference is that there is no cat.&#8221; &#8211; Albert Einstein, explaining radio<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Tonight has not been my night for communication. I feel like I&#8217;ve fallen into a fountain of stupid and can&#8217;t claw my way back out. In two separate occasions, trying to ease things and then to just have a normal conversation without violating my personal ethics, I&#8217;ve only made things worse. It&#8217;s a good thing [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_FSMCFIC_featured_image_caption":"","_FSMCFIC_featured_image_nocaption":"","_FSMCFIC_featured_image_hide":"","iawp_total_views":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-38","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/tim.cexx.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/38","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/tim.cexx.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/tim.cexx.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tim.cexx.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tim.cexx.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=38"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/tim.cexx.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/38\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/tim.cexx.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=38"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tim.cexx.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=38"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tim.cexx.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=38"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}