{"id":364,"date":"2007-05-25T19:59:54","date_gmt":"2007-05-25T23:59:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/tim.cexx.org\/?p=364"},"modified":"2007-05-25T19:59:54","modified_gmt":"2007-05-25T23:59:54","slug":"and-i-thought-couples-in-my-tent-sounded-icky","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/tim.cexx.org\/?p=364","title":{"rendered":"And I thought couples in my tent sounded icky&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Had JK from work follow me home yesterday to borrow my tent for this weekend. So we&#8217;re on the couch shooting the shit for a minute, when all of the sudden&#8230;yyyyeah, holy loud moaning housemate sex one room over Batman. I didn&#8217;t know my housemate&#8217;s girl was a moaner :-P I guess that&#8217;s (per Murphy&#8217;s Law 101*) one of those things you only find out when you have guests over.<\/p>\n<p>* sign it will be One of Those Mornings: &#8220;did you know coffee creamer and orange juice come in EXACTLY the same kind of waxed cardboard jug?&#8221; -me, at yesterday&#8217;s staff meeting<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Had JK from work follow me home yesterday to borrow my tent for this weekend. So we&#8217;re on the couch shooting the shit for a minute, when all of the sudden&#8230;yyyyeah, holy loud moaning housemate sex one room over Batman. I didn&#8217;t know my housemate&#8217;s girl was a moaner :-P I guess that&#8217;s (per Murphy&#8217;s [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_FSMCFIC_featured_image_caption":"","_FSMCFIC_featured_image_nocaption":"","_FSMCFIC_featured_image_hide":"","iawp_total_views":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-364","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/tim.cexx.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/364","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/tim.cexx.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/tim.cexx.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tim.cexx.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tim.cexx.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=364"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/tim.cexx.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/364\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/tim.cexx.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=364"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tim.cexx.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=364"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tim.cexx.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=364"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}