{"id":352,"date":"2007-04-13T02:12:59","date_gmt":"2007-04-13T06:12:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/tim.cexx.org\/?p=352"},"modified":"2007-04-13T02:12:59","modified_gmt":"2007-04-13T06:12:59","slug":"how-does-a-pimp-count","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/tim.cexx.org\/?p=352","title":{"rendered":"How does a pimp count?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>From the archives, when I was (more of) an OCD freak and taped every morning radio show to maintain my exhaustive song parody collection:<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;How does a pimp count? <i>Ho, ho, ho!<\/i> Which reminds me &#8211; merry Christmas, from Mancow&#8217;s moooorning madhouse! On Rock 103.5, Chicago.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>I read an opinion piece in the WSJ today (yeah yeah I know&#8230; gotta stop doing that) with somebody with an unfortunate name* (on further research, a well-respected <a href=\"http:\/\/anthro.rutgers.edu\/faculty\/tiger\/\">Rutgers professor<\/a>) voicing their views about a <a href=\"http:\/\/www.newsday.com\/news\/local\/wire\/newyork\/ny-bc-ny--imus-protests0408apr08,0,1433953.story?coll=ny-region-apnewyork\">recent media controversy<\/a> after radio hack Don Imus** referred to the Rutgers womens&#8217; basketball team as &#8220;nappy-headed hoes&#8221;, getting himself essentially perma-banned from the air (massive public outcry, a metric asston of advertisers bailing, then permanent cancellation of the <i>Imus in the Morning<\/i> show). It took specific offense to the &#8220;<a href=\"https:\/\/tim.cexx.org\/images\/hoe.jpg\">hoes<\/a>&#8221; part, going on about how this meant &#8220;whores&#8221; (which was terrible-whorrible-no-good-very-bad), but that the pronunciation made it specifically racist, and segued from there into a lengthy psychoanalysis of (template &lt;class T&gt; ambient_generic maleRapArtist();) and his sad insecurity and lack of a father figure causing his preoccupation with <a href=\"https:\/\/tim.cexx.org\/images\/yous_a_ho.txt\">Bitches &#8216;n Hos<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>Waitaminnute&#8230; hoes?<\/p>\n<p>I remember hearing about some race-related accusational controversy regarding the children&#8217;s book <a href=\"http:\/\/www.randomhouse.com\/teachers\/catalog\/display.pperl?isbn=9780679894452&#038;view=tg\">Nappy Hair<\/a> a while back (guessing wildly: the author is <a href=\"http:\/\/www.carolivia.org\/nappyhair\/author.html\">probably not racist<\/a>). But waitaminnit.<\/p>\n<p>Hoes?<\/p>\n<p>If that&#8217;s the deal, I&#8217;m not sure what the fuss is about. Hell, <i>I<\/i> <a href=\"http:\/\/www.google.com\/search?q=ho+OR+hoes+%2Bsite:tim.cexx.org&#038;hl=en&#038;filter=0\">use that term<\/a> casually.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ve heard <a href=\"https:\/\/tim.cexx.org\/?p=200\">plenty<\/a> of <a href=\"https:\/\/tim.cexx.org\/?p=170\">tasteless shit<\/a> on the <a href=\"https:\/\/tim.cexx.org\/?p=95\">radio<\/a> in my day, and while this <b>certainly<\/b> qualifies, equally foul shit (or arguably fouler) from other shock jocks has never generated this much of a reaction (unless there&#8217;s a nipple involved). For example, check out how KSFO in San Francisco feels about <a href=\"http:\/\/www.spockosbrain.com\/2006\/12\/calls-to-torture-and-kill-people.html\">racist talk, hate speech and death threats<\/a>. Mind you, this is a Disney-owned station (via ABC). In this case, when someone organized a boycott and encouraged advertisers to pull out, ABC\/Disney&#8217;s response was to <a href=\"http:\/\/www.usatoday.com\/news\/nation\/2007-01-23-free-speech-battles_x.htm\">hit the organizer with a cease-and-desist<\/a>, not censure the on-air personalities***.<\/p>\n<p>I wonder if some of the folks involved in outcries like these**** have ever experienced true racist hate speech &#8212; like (NSFW!)<a href=\"http:\/\/www.songmeanings.net\/artist.php?aid=12959\">this shit<\/a>, pressed and sold in record stores as recently as the 1960s.<\/p>\n<p>PS. The jury&#8217;s still out on whether the plural of <i>Ho<\/i> is <a href=\"http:\/\/newsbusters.org\/node\/11941\">Hos, Ho&#8217;s or Hoes<\/a>. The Associated Press has standardized on &#8220;hos&#8221; as the preferred spelling; running a Googlefight <a href=\"http:\/\/www.googlefight.com\/index.php?lang=en_GB&#038;word1=hos&#038;word2=hoes\">also confirms it<\/a>. I don&#8217;t like it, because the word&#8217;s pronunciation and spelling are then unnecessarily inconsistent. I guess with my preferred spelling, &#8220;The garden shed is full of hoes&#8221; is ambiguous. Then again, as soon as you go on the radio with it, all hell breaks loose either way (even if you&#8217;re not Don Imus) because the pronunciation is still ambiguous. For example, &#8220;garden hose&#8221; could refer either to something you wash your car with, or a job opening for a security guard at a brothel.<\/p>\n<p>* &#8220;Lionel Tiger&#8221; (and bears, oh my).<\/p>\n<p>** I didn&#8217;t care for the show. Although at 7:31am, my basic objection went along the lines of: *wake up* Agh, fuckin&#8217; politics. Agh, fuckin&#8217; country music&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p>*** perhaps the key difference is that they were saying &#8220;Allah is a whore&#8221; on-air, not &#8220;ho&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>**** a friend on LJ recently linked me to a thread on a Vegan recipes group, consisting essentially of 3 pages of racism allegations after someone mistakenly referred to Africa as a country. I replied with an amusing tale about my buddy GJM&#8217;s experiences at the DMV as a pasty white &#8216;African-American&#8217;, and mistakenly referred to Namibia as a city of South Africa :(<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>From the archives, when I was (more of) an OCD freak and taped every morning radio show to maintain my exhaustive song parody collection: &#8220;How does a pimp count? Ho, ho, ho! Which reminds me &#8211; merry Christmas, from Mancow&#8217;s moooorning madhouse! 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