{"id":351,"date":"2007-04-11T23:41:16","date_gmt":"2007-04-12T03:41:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/tim.cexx.org\/?p=351"},"modified":"2007-04-11T23:41:16","modified_gmt":"2007-04-12T03:41:16","slug":"eureeka-coefficient-of-odiosity","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/tim.cexx.org\/?p=351","title":{"rendered":"Eureeka! \/\/ Coefficient of odiosity"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>What&#8217;s the best way to say to a housemate who&#8217;s twice your size, &#8220;Dude, you&#8217;re a great guy and all, but you really need to <i>wash your ass<\/i> once in a while.&#8221; And any other parts that water needs to hit but doesn&#8217;t. I can tell if he&#8217;s merely passed through the hallway 15 minutes ago by the Grand Funk, sans railroad, a roiling stench cloud of prickly BO and foul dingleberry juice. There have been a couple times where I skipped a shower in the morning because he&#8217;d just come out of the bathroom, on the basis that if I showered in there I would actually get dirtier.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>What&#8217;s the best way to say to a housemate who&#8217;s twice your size, &#8220;Dude, you&#8217;re a great guy and all, but you really need to wash your ass once in a while.&#8221; And any other parts that water needs to hit but doesn&#8217;t. I can tell if he&#8217;s merely passed through the hallway 15 minutes [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_FSMCFIC_featured_image_caption":"","_FSMCFIC_featured_image_nocaption":"","_FSMCFIC_featured_image_hide":"","iawp_total_views":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-351","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/tim.cexx.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/351","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/tim.cexx.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/tim.cexx.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tim.cexx.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tim.cexx.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=351"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/tim.cexx.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/351\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/tim.cexx.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=351"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tim.cexx.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=351"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tim.cexx.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=351"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}