{"id":34,"date":"2004-01-26T02:37:09","date_gmt":"2004-01-26T10:37:09","guid":{"rendered":"\/?p=34"},"modified":"2004-01-26T02:37:09","modified_gmt":"2004-01-26T10:37:09","slug":"its-official-my-card-came-today","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/tim.cexx.org\/?p=34","title":{"rendered":"It’s official! My card came today."},"content":{"rendered":"

Yup… I have officially joined the ranks<\/a> of the loser. Yes, that thar’s an internet singles site, and yes, I’m on it. Now, to join a hotornot<\/a>…<\/p>\n

QOTD:
\nS*: im bored…… come and get me
\nMe: hehe
\nMe: sounds like a sandwich’s last words
\nMe: oooo, new form of matter<\/a>
\nS*: what bout sandwiches\\????
\nMe: a sandwich’s last words… “I’m bored, come get me”
\nS*: how are they bored???
\nMe: nvm
\nS*: where do u get that shit
\nMe: Idunno…if I were a sandwich, sitting in a refrigerator all day or something, I would be bored
\nS*: lol
\nMe: and I think at that point, as a sandwich, I would welcome being narfed<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Yup… I have officially joined the ranks of the loser. Yes, that thar’s an internet singles site, and yes, I’m on it. Now, to join a hotornot… QOTD: S*: im bored…… come and get me Me: hehe Me: sounds like a sandwich’s last words Me: oooo, new form of matter S*: what bout sandwiches\\???? Me: […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_FSMCFIC_featured_image_caption":"","_FSMCFIC_featured_image_nocaption":"","_FSMCFIC_featured_image_hide":"","iawp_total_views":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-34","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/tim.cexx.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/34","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/tim.cexx.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/tim.cexx.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tim.cexx.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tim.cexx.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=34"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/tim.cexx.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/34\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/tim.cexx.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=34"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tim.cexx.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=34"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tim.cexx.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=34"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}