{"id":335,"date":"2007-03-09T22:48:37","date_gmt":"2007-03-10T02:48:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/tim.cexx.org\/?p=335"},"modified":"2007-03-09T22:48:37","modified_gmt":"2007-03-10T02:48:37","slug":"abracadavra","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/tim.cexx.org\/?p=335","title":{"rendered":"Abracadavra"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>My office is at the front of the building, with a large picture window overlooking a stunning view (okay, overlooking the Fire Lane and 2-story parking lot). So the building&#8217;s comings and goings occasionally catch my attention.<\/p>\n<p>In a span of 3 days, I&#8217;ve seen two ambulances quietly show up (no flashing lights, no sirens, and no discernable hurry), accept delivery of a gurney, and just as lackadaisically drive away. I didn&#8217;t catch a look at the first one, but yesterday&#8217;s wheeled a pale, closed-eyed, motionless ( i.e. downright dead-looking) old man right past my window on the handicap ramp* during the on-load. The statistical matters (2 occurences, 3 days, and that&#8217;s just times I happened to be in-office AND notice something through the cracks in the vertical blinds), besides the obvious matter of potential cadavers floating past 5 feet away from my workstation, left me a little squicked. Surrounded mostly by unspecified researchers ( i.e. a paper sign recently appeared on the front door pointing &#8220;sleep study&#8221; participants to the side entrance) and anonymous biotech start-ups, I want to know&#8230;what exactly is going on in my building?<\/p>\n<p>On a semi-unrelated note, I got out of my car yesterday in said parking lot, happened to glance in the backseat of the car next to me and&#8230; who the hell keeps a copy of the <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Diagnostic_and_Statistical_Manual_of_Mental_Disorders\">DSM-IV<\/a> in the back seat of their car?<\/p>\n<p>* <i>Handicap ramp<\/i>, n. Place outside where the entire buildings&#8217; worth of smokers congregate (because they get shooed away from in front of the front doors by management) right in front of Jeff and I&#8217;s windows and smog us out of our office.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My office is at the front of the building, with a large picture window overlooking a stunning view (okay, overlooking the Fire Lane and 2-story parking lot). So the building&#8217;s comings and goings occasionally catch my attention. In a span of 3 days, I&#8217;ve seen two ambulances quietly show up (no flashing lights, no sirens, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_FSMCFIC_featured_image_caption":"","_FSMCFIC_featured_image_nocaption":"","_FSMCFIC_featured_image_hide":"","iawp_total_views":1,"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-335","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-work"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/tim.cexx.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/335","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/tim.cexx.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/tim.cexx.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tim.cexx.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tim.cexx.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=335"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/tim.cexx.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/335\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/tim.cexx.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=335"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tim.cexx.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=335"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tim.cexx.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=335"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}