{"id":326,"date":"2007-02-11T15:33:58","date_gmt":"2007-02-11T19:33:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/tim.cexx.org\/?p=326"},"modified":"2007-02-11T15:33:58","modified_gmt":"2007-02-11T19:33:58","slug":"identification-and-significance","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/tim.cexx.org\/?p=326","title":{"rendered":"Identification and Significance"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Okay folks, so that day is coming up next week. Normally, I&#8217;d assault your eyes with one of my customary <a href=\"https:\/\/tim.cexx.org\/?p=98\">valentine&#8217;s day rants<\/a> (or miscellaneous <a href=\"http:\/\/minus3db.livejournal.com\/2006\/02\/18\/\">cheese<\/a>), but instead&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>This next week I am accepting applications* for a coffee date. For those who do not like coffee&#8230; too damn bad! I like coffee. Er, I mean, it just wasn&#8217;t meant to be. The successful applicant will experience a <strike>complete failure<\/strike> good-faith effort on my part at being romantic, and possibly flowers**. Oh yeah, and won&#8217;t spend the evening alone. That&#8217;s worth something, right? ;-)<\/p>\n<p>*applicants should be free of crazy and\/or stupid. Please note that applicants previously rejected are not eligible to re-apply. Women only, please.<\/p>\n<p>** or a living plant which has the capability of producing nice flowers &#8212; not the cut kind. I still don&#8217;t believe expressing affection by killing something beautiful is the right message to send.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Okay folks, so that day is coming up next week. Normally, I&#8217;d assault your eyes with one of my customary valentine&#8217;s day rants (or miscellaneous cheese), but instead&#8230; This next week I am accepting applications* for a coffee date. For those who do not like coffee&#8230; too damn bad! I like coffee. Er, I mean, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_FSMCFIC_featured_image_caption":"","_FSMCFIC_featured_image_nocaption":"","_FSMCFIC_featured_image_hide":"","iawp_total_views":2,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-326","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/tim.cexx.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/326","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/tim.cexx.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/tim.cexx.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tim.cexx.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tim.cexx.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=326"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/tim.cexx.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/326\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/tim.cexx.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=326"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tim.cexx.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=326"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tim.cexx.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=326"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}