{"id":313,"date":"2006-12-23T16:30:39","date_gmt":"2006-12-23T20:30:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/tim.cexx.org\/?p=313"},"modified":"2006-12-23T16:30:39","modified_gmt":"2006-12-23T20:30:39","slug":"the-bumwad-fairy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/tim.cexx.org\/?p=313","title":{"rendered":"The Bumwad Fairy"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I think my housemates think there is a toilet paper fairy. For the zillionth time it seems, I bought a huge brick of toilet paper and put it in our upstairs bathroom because we&#8217;ve been completely out for several days (who knows how long; I&#8217;m not home all that much to notice). I spool up One of Twelve in the upstairs bathroom, and two days later&#8230; the remaining company of 11 squeezably soft soldiers has been <strike>decimated<\/strike> reduced to about six. Seriously, who can use 5 rolls of toilet paper in two days, especially when they&#8217;re never home?<\/p>\n<p>Yikes. It pains me to accept the possibility that my housemates are so cheap and\/or lazy that they are actually <i>hoarding toilet paper<\/i>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I think my housemates think there is a toilet paper fairy. For the zillionth time it seems, I bought a huge brick of toilet paper and put it in our upstairs bathroom because we&#8217;ve been completely out for several days (who knows how long; I&#8217;m not home all that much to notice). I spool up [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_FSMCFIC_featured_image_caption":"","_FSMCFIC_featured_image_nocaption":"","_FSMCFIC_featured_image_hide":"","iawp_total_views":1,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-313","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/tim.cexx.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/313","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/tim.cexx.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/tim.cexx.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tim.cexx.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tim.cexx.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=313"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/tim.cexx.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/313\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/tim.cexx.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=313"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tim.cexx.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=313"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tim.cexx.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=313"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}