{"id":307,"date":"2006-11-21T15:43:53","date_gmt":"2006-11-21T19:43:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/tim.cexx.org\/?p=307"},"modified":"2006-11-21T15:43:53","modified_gmt":"2006-11-21T19:43:53","slug":"the-talk","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/tim.cexx.org\/?p=307","title":{"rendered":"The Talk"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m back in Chicago for a long, much-needed Thanksgiving break. The other night my dad and I were relaxing shooting the bull, and the subject of my romantic life <strike>or lack thereof<\/strike> came up&#8230; and I ended up getting <i>the talk<\/i>. No, not <i>that<\/i> one&#8230;puberty was long ago. This was the &#8220;gee, son, it looks like you haven&#8217;t been with a girl for a while&#8230;just wanted to make sure you&#8217;re still, you know, interested in that sort of thing&#8230;&#8221; talk.<\/p>\n<p>I love my old man, but sometimes he pisses me off.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m back in Chicago for a long, much-needed Thanksgiving break. The other night my dad and I were relaxing shooting the bull, and the subject of my romantic life or lack thereof came up&#8230; and I ended up getting the talk. No, not that one&#8230;puberty was long ago. This was the &#8220;gee, son, it looks [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_FSMCFIC_featured_image_caption":"","_FSMCFIC_featured_image_nocaption":"","_FSMCFIC_featured_image_hide":"","iawp_total_views":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-307","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/tim.cexx.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/307","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/tim.cexx.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/tim.cexx.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tim.cexx.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tim.cexx.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=307"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/tim.cexx.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/307\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/tim.cexx.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=307"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tim.cexx.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=307"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tim.cexx.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=307"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}