{"id":304,"date":"2006-11-09T02:20:43","date_gmt":"2006-11-09T06:20:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/tim.cexx.org\/?p=304"},"modified":"2006-11-09T02:20:43","modified_gmt":"2006-11-09T06:20:43","slug":"i-need-a-spillproof-keyboard","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/tim.cexx.org\/?p=304","title":{"rendered":"I need a spillproof keyboard"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Overheard on <a href=\"http:\/\/community.livejournal.com\/grammargasm\/\">LJ::Grammargasm<\/a><\/p>\n<p><i>Someone said, in response to the election results, &#8220;Bush is a sitting duck at this point.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>They meant lame duck. But I think it&#8217;s funnier the first way.<\/i><\/p>\n<p>To which someone replied:<\/p>\n<p><i> [&#8230;] And yeah, don&#8217;t call him a duck while Cheney&#8217;s around.<\/i><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Overheard on LJ::Grammargasm Someone said, in response to the election results, &#8220;Bush is a sitting duck at this point.&#8221; They meant lame duck. But I think it&#8217;s funnier the first way. To which someone replied: [&#8230;] And yeah, don&#8217;t call him a duck while Cheney&#8217;s around.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_FSMCFIC_featured_image_caption":"","_FSMCFIC_featured_image_nocaption":"","_FSMCFIC_featured_image_hide":"","iawp_total_views":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-304","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/tim.cexx.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/304","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/tim.cexx.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/tim.cexx.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tim.cexx.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tim.cexx.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=304"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/tim.cexx.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/304\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/tim.cexx.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=304"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tim.cexx.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=304"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tim.cexx.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=304"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}