{"id":261,"date":"2006-04-26T00:04:41","date_gmt":"2006-04-26T04:04:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/tim.cexx.org\/?p=261"},"modified":"2006-04-26T00:09:57","modified_gmt":"2006-04-26T04:09:57","slug":"top-15-practical-uses-for-duct-tape-in-the-bedroom","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/tim.cexx.org\/?p=261","title":{"rendered":"Top 15 practical uses for duct tape in the bedroom"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><b>Practical uses for <a href=\"https:\/\/tim.cexx.org\/images\/bedroom.jpg\">duct tape<\/a> in the bedroom:<\/b><\/p>\n<p>15. To insulate grindable or chippable (etc.) surfaces against wear\/damage due to excessive banging, rattling, friction or lateral motion; or to dampen noise \/ squeaking from same.<\/p>\n<p>14. Vibration control.<\/p>\n<p>13. To secure the paper bag, should the direness of your straits require one.<\/p>\n<p>12. If there are people sleeping in the next room \/ house, and she&#8217;s a screamer.<\/p>\n<p>11. To securely fasten items within easy reach.<\/p>\n<p>10. For the removal of unwanted hair \/ fur. (Or skin, if you aren&#8217;t careful, so be careful.) A.K.A. last-minute Bush Jobs.<\/p>\n<p>9. If your activities specify a control system, attach one end to a sensitive patch of your partner&#8217;s skin and hang onto the other. Apply negative feedback as necessary.<\/p>\n<p>8. For costume play.<\/p>\n<p>7. For securing down loose breakable items, clocks, chargers, figurines, etc.<\/p>\n<p>6. For covering gaps in a doorjamb \/ keyholes \/ windows, in nosey environments.<\/p>\n<p>5. To eliminate unwanted sources of lighting or glare. (see previous)<\/p>\n<p>4. For temporarily holding pieces together while epoxying a bedframe back together.<\/p>\n<p>3. For emergency prophylaxis repair. (Only kidding folks, don&#8217;t try this at home. Yours or anyone else&#8217;s.)<\/p>\n<p>2. For the tying up of persons, places, or things.<\/p>\n<p>And the number one practical use for duct tape in the bedroom is&#8230;<br \/>\n1. For fixing up the ductwork in your room, of course.<\/p>\n<p>(There you have it folks, the list that precipitated the office letch* running breathlessly into me with &#8220;Quick, I need to know how to <i>un-send<\/i> an email!&#8221; after accidentally forwarding it to a client with the same last name as a buddy of his &#8211; beware the all-singing, all-dancing power of AutoComplete!)<\/p>\n<p>* no, not me, the <i>other<\/i> office letch&#8230;JP.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Practical uses for duct tape in the bedroom: 15. To insulate grindable or chippable (etc.) surfaces against wear\/damage due to excessive banging, rattling, friction or lateral motion; or to dampen noise \/ squeaking from same. 14. Vibration control. 13. To secure the paper bag, should the direness of your straits require one. 12. If there [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_FSMCFIC_featured_image_caption":"","_FSMCFIC_featured_image_nocaption":"","_FSMCFIC_featured_image_hide":"","iawp_total_views":9,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-261","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/tim.cexx.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/261","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/tim.cexx.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/tim.cexx.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tim.cexx.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tim.cexx.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=261"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/tim.cexx.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/261\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/tim.cexx.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=261"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tim.cexx.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=261"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tim.cexx.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=261"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}