{"id":229,"date":"2005-12-21T01:36:18","date_gmt":"2005-12-21T05:36:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/tim.cexx.org\/?p=229"},"modified":"2005-12-21T01:36:47","modified_gmt":"2005-12-21T05:36:47","slug":"none-for-me-thanks-ill-just-have-a-boinkin-sheeptm","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/tim.cexx.org\/?p=229","title":{"rendered":"None for me, thanks, I&#8217;ll just have a Boinkin Sheep(tm)."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Guys like to bitch about it, but this one has gone the extra mile and offered mathematical proof&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><b><a href=\"http:\/\/www.nothingisreal.com\/girlfriend\/\" title=\"finally, a use for all those stats lectures\">Why I Will Never Have A Girlfriend<\/a><\/b><\/p>\n<p>Curse our realistic but existent <a href=\"https:\/\/tim.cexx.org\/?p=96\" title=\"you met one Wellesley girl, ...\">standards<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>QOTD: &#8220;You raise a vital point. Drinking on the internet is just not the same.&#8221; -commodorevic <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Guys like to bitch about it, but this one has gone the extra mile and offered mathematical proof&#8230; Why I Will Never Have A Girlfriend Curse our realistic but existent standards. QOTD: &#8220;You raise a vital point. Drinking on the internet is just not the same.&#8221; -commodorevic<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_FSMCFIC_featured_image_caption":"","_FSMCFIC_featured_image_nocaption":"","_FSMCFIC_featured_image_hide":"","iawp_total_views":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-229","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/tim.cexx.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/229","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/tim.cexx.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/tim.cexx.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tim.cexx.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tim.cexx.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=229"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/tim.cexx.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/229\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/tim.cexx.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=229"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tim.cexx.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=229"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tim.cexx.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=229"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}