{"id":228,"date":"2005-12-21T01:24:15","date_gmt":"2005-12-21T05:24:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/tim.cexx.org\/?p=228"},"modified":"2005-12-21T01:33:07","modified_gmt":"2005-12-21T05:33:07","slug":"meme-hey-this-says-i-might-actually-reproduce","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/tim.cexx.org\/?p=228","title":{"rendered":"[meme] hey, this says I might actually reproduce&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><font size=\"5\"><b>61,690 descendants<\/b><\/font><br \/> <i>&#8211; you&#8217;re more genetically fit than 36% of the current population &#8211;<\/p>\n<p>\n<b><font color=\"red\">61,690<\/font><\/b>.<br \/>\n<br \/>\nNot bad. You&#8217;re no Mongol warlord, but to have that many copies of your<br \/>\ngenetic code running around 800 years from now is pretty impressive. <\/p>\n<p> You&#8217;re at the lower end of the scoring spectrum, but,<br \/>\nhonestly, when you consider that the cheaters, swindlers, and football<br \/>\nplayers of this world are statistically best-equipped to create<br \/>\nchildren, scoring low is something to be proud of. As you&#8217;ll see below,<br \/>\nsome of your lines will die out, but nonetheless your genetic material<br \/>\nwill thrive here on earth for a long time to come. <\/p>\n<p> A close friend of mine created a program to generate family<br \/>\ntrees for this test. It&#8217;s based on your unique answers. We accounted<br \/>\nfor sterility, birth rates, death rates, disease, drug abuse,<br \/>\nnitwitism, and accidents and came up with this, for you:<\/p>\n<div style=\"border: 1px dotted black; padding: 20px; text-align: center; max-width: 650px; background-color: white;\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/is0.okcupid.com\/graphics\/genetics\/legend.gif\"\/><br \/>\n<b><a href=\"http:\/\/is0.okcupid.com\/graphics\/genetics\/6169.gif\">Tim&#8217;s future family tree<\/a><\/b><\/div>\n<p>Link: <a href='http:\/\/www.okcupid.com\/tests\/take?testid=6936188936100731841'>The Genghis Khan Genetic Fitness Test<\/a><\/p>\n<p><\/i><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>61,690 descendants &#8211; you&#8217;re more genetically fit than 36% of the current population &#8211; 61,690. Not bad. You&#8217;re no Mongol warlord, but to have that many copies of your genetic code running around 800 years from now is pretty impressive. You&#8217;re at the lower end of the scoring spectrum, but, honestly, when you consider that [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_FSMCFIC_featured_image_caption":"","_FSMCFIC_featured_image_nocaption":"","_FSMCFIC_featured_image_hide":"","iawp_total_views":3,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-228","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/tim.cexx.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/228","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/tim.cexx.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/tim.cexx.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tim.cexx.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tim.cexx.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=228"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/tim.cexx.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/228\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/tim.cexx.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=228"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tim.cexx.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=228"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tim.cexx.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=228"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}