{"id":216,"date":"2005-11-22T20:04:55","date_gmt":"2005-11-23T00:04:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/tim.cexx.org\/?p=216"},"modified":"2005-11-22T20:08:37","modified_gmt":"2005-11-23T00:08:37","slug":"playlist-oracle-memememememe","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/tim.cexx.org\/?p=216","title":{"rendered":"Playlist Oracle memememememe"},"content":{"rendered":"

Instructions: Set music player to shuffle. Ask the following questions, and hit \u00e2\u20ac\u02dcnext song\u00e2\u20ac\u2122. The title of the song will be the answer to your question.<\/p>\n

Question: What do you think of me, playlist?
\nAnswer: Stabbing Westward- Save Yourself<\/p>\n

Question: Will I have a happy life?
\nAnswer: Zodiac Mindwarp and the Love Reaction – Elvis Died For You<\/p>\n

…I guess that means yes? I never particularly cared for Elvis, anyway.<\/p>\n

Question: What do my friends really think of me?
\nAnswer: The Police – Russians<\/p>\n

…I’m a commie bastard, beautiful. Thanks, friends.<\/p>\n

Question: Do people secretly lust after me?
\nAnswer: Dio with Yngwie Malmsteen – Dream On<\/p>\n

…gee, thanks.<\/p>\n

Question: What should I do with my life?
\nAnswer: Members Of Mayday – Datapop<\/p>\n

…I should spend more time on the computer?<\/p>\n

Question: Why must life be so full of pain?
\nAnswer: Eric Johnson – Cliffs of Dover<\/p>\n

…if everyone else I knew jumped off of them, I guess I would too. And it would hurt like hell.<\/p>\n

Question: How can I maximize my pleasure during sex?
\nAnswer: Heart – Alone<\/p>\n

…OK…that’s not even funny.<\/p>\n

Question: Will I ever have children?
\nAnswer: The Who – Pinball Wizard<\/p>\n

…hmm, deaf dumb and blind ones, that sure play a mean pinball<\/a>?…<\/p>\n

Question: Will I die happy?
\nAnswer: Pet Shop Boys – It’s A Sin (Technopop remix)<\/p>\n

…err, doesn’t really answer the question…(but trying to hint about where I’m going afterwards?)<\/p>\n

Question: Can you give me some advice?
\nAnswer: Belinda Carlisle – Circle in the Sand<\/p>\n

…I should spend more (than zero) time at the beach. Or maybe talk to Sir Huzzah about that whole circle of protection thing…<\/p>\n

Question: What do you think happiness is?
\nAnswer: Ace of Base – Beautiful Life<\/p>\n

…At least it didn’t say happiness is…being happy.<\/p>\n

Question: What\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s my favorite fetish?
\nAnswer: Kansas – Carry On My Wayward Son<\/p>\n

…Hey, that only happened once! And what happens at boy scout camp stays at boy scout camp! ;-)<\/p>\n

QOTD:
\n“…and T* has never baked before.” – my mom, re(e)ferring to baking cookies<\/i>…if only they knew…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Instructions: Set music player to shuffle. Ask the following questions, and hit \u00e2\u20ac\u02dcnext song\u00e2\u20ac\u2122. The title of the song will be the answer to your question. Question: What do you think of me, playlist? Answer: Stabbing Westward- Save Yourself Question: Will I have a happy life? Answer: Zodiac Mindwarp and the Love Reaction – Elvis […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_FSMCFIC_featured_image_caption":"","_FSMCFIC_featured_image_nocaption":"","_FSMCFIC_featured_image_hide":"","iawp_total_views":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-216","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-rants-rambles"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/tim.cexx.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/216","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/tim.cexx.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/tim.cexx.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tim.cexx.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tim.cexx.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=216"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/tim.cexx.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/216\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/tim.cexx.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=216"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tim.cexx.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=216"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tim.cexx.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=216"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}