{"id":20,"date":"2003-12-24T04:48:30","date_gmt":"2003-12-24T12:48:30","guid":{"rendered":"\/?p=20"},"modified":"2003-12-24T04:48:30","modified_gmt":"2003-12-24T12:48:30","slug":"woodgathering","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/tim.cexx.org\/?p=20","title":{"rendered":"Woodgathering"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Ah&#8230;project pimp-out-my-car-until-some-idiot-will-buy-it continues :-) Late last night, about a vanload of construction site dumpster wood <sub>and you know, since the dumpsters were probably too full to put anymore scrap in, the much-nicer wood leaned up <i>against<\/i> the dumpsters<\/sub> became aware of its true calling, which is to provide <strike>Phat Window-Rattling Bass Action<\/strike> powerful, precision sound to my <strike>rolling death trap<\/strike> powerful, precision automobile in the form of an <strike>shoddily<\/strike> expertly constructed subwoofer box. Why am I writing about this? Because nabbing free wood is fun, building all kinds of stuff (not just ghetto-blasting equipment&#8230;my east-coast bachelor pad will <b>need<\/b> a workbench, dammit!) from it is funner, and pissing off the rich people living near these pathetic mansion-factories <sub>It&#8217;s RACCOONS! Big, noisy raccoons with a VAN!<\/sub>&#8230;well, that just never stops being fun :-)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ah&#8230;project pimp-out-my-car-until-some-idiot-will-buy-it continues :-) Late last night, about a vanload of construction site dumpster wood and you know, since the dumpsters were probably too full to put anymore scrap in, the much-nicer wood leaned up against the dumpsters became aware of its true calling, which is to provide Phat Window-Rattling Bass Action powerful, precision sound [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_FSMCFIC_featured_image_caption":"","_FSMCFIC_featured_image_nocaption":"","_FSMCFIC_featured_image_hide":"","iawp_total_views":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-20","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/tim.cexx.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/tim.cexx.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/tim.cexx.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tim.cexx.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tim.cexx.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=20"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/tim.cexx.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/tim.cexx.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=20"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tim.cexx.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=20"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tim.cexx.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=20"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}