{"id":18,"date":"2003-12-22T00:38:11","date_gmt":"2003-12-22T08:38:11","guid":{"rendered":"\/?p=18"},"modified":"2003-12-22T00:38:11","modified_gmt":"2003-12-22T08:38:11","slug":"trashin","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/tim.cexx.org\/?p=18","title":{"rendered":"Trashin&#8217;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Tonight, my bro came home all pissed off. He was in a car accident in Cicero with some lane-jumping punk, which hurt his girlfriend&#8217;s recently-operated-on knee and mashed up the front\/side of his unghettomobile a bit. Also along for the ride were E (Eric) and <strike><a href=\"http:\/\/www.cutemeter.com\/vote\/index.php?id=26693\">terminator<\/a><\/strike> <strike>The Doctor<\/strike> <strike><a href=\"http:\/\/www.doxdesk.com\/img\/updates\/20030115-flash.gif\">yogurt<\/a> boy<\/strike> Matt, and it was like 3am on a Monday, so we all decided to go out trashing. For the uninitiated, trashing refers to driving around the neighborhood on trash pick-up day (the ritzier the neighborhood, the better) watching the curb for discarded electronics, antiques, or whatever else your free-stuff-loving heart desires. It&#8217;s mostly an excuse to drive around with people, <a href=\"https:\/\/tim.cexx.org\/images\/ride-em-cowboy.jpg\">screw off<\/a> and be stupid, but you can also pick up a lot of nice and surprisingly non-trashy stuff. Sadly, this week&#8217;s haul consisted of nothing but the trashy kind, such as a <i>mono<\/i> VCR (what&#8217;s up with that?) and <a href=\"https:\/\/tim.cexx.org\/images\/weapons.jpg\">weapons of mass destruction<\/a>. What began as a simple trashing run went until about 6 in the morning (!) of just goofing off, and a good time was had by all.<\/p>\n<p>QOTD: BOX CHECK!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Tonight, my bro came home all pissed off. He was in a car accident in Cicero with some lane-jumping punk, which hurt his girlfriend&#8217;s recently-operated-on knee and mashed up the front\/side of his unghettomobile a bit. Also along for the ride were E (Eric) and terminator The Doctor yogurt boy Matt, and it was like [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_FSMCFIC_featured_image_caption":"","_FSMCFIC_featured_image_nocaption":"","_FSMCFIC_featured_image_hide":"","iawp_total_views":7,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-18","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/tim.cexx.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/tim.cexx.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/tim.cexx.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tim.cexx.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tim.cexx.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=18"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/tim.cexx.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/tim.cexx.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=18"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tim.cexx.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=18"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tim.cexx.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=18"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}