{"id":148,"date":"2005-07-01T05:33:00","date_gmt":"2005-07-01T13:33:00","guid":{"rendered":"\/?p=148"},"modified":"2005-07-01T05:38:00","modified_gmt":"2005-07-01T13:38:00","slug":"a-place-to-hang-my-towel-following-me-around-like-a-hitchhiker-wont-be-beat-into-submission-and-wont-stay-gone-for-more-than-a-couple-minutes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/tim.cexx.org\/?p=148","title":{"rendered":"A place to hang my towel. Following me around like a Hitchhiker, won&#8217;t be beat into submission, and won&#8217;t stay gone for more than a couple minutes"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It must be the heat. Probably something to do with the expansion of blood vessels, or stuff like that. What manner of fucked up am I? Here I am blogging about spurious hard-ons* , one after another after another, and about cranking it. (A fair number of people I know won&#8217;t <i>admit<\/i> to it, let alone publicly document it&#8230;) So yyyyeah&#8230; I was taking care of business, and&#8230; during this time most guys have, you know, visions of sugarplums dancing in their heads. In the middle of this process, here&#8217;s the thought that pops into MY head:<\/p>\n<p><i>Accelerometers. Whether a detected terrain dropoff should be considered a hazard depends on its angle relative to gravity, not relative to the vehicle. So there will need to be some kind of well-filtered accelerometer\/inclinometer source in addition to the sensor arrays feeding into the decision&#8230; that&#8217;s so stupid, why didn&#8217;t I think of that already?<\/i><\/p>\n<p>Fuck. Can I stop being a nerd for 15 minutes?<\/p>\n<p>*<font color=\"#999999\">when I was barely a grade schooler, I learned this term from a kid who seemed old at the time. But he&#8217;d apparently misheard it as when a boy sees a pretty girl he likes, he gets <i>hearts on<\/i>. I thought it sounded rather subtle and gentlemanly at the time, not to mention romantic&#8230;I thought it meant the aspiring suitor might signal his affection by wearing those boxer-shorts-adorned-with-hearts worn by anyone who ever gets pantsed in a cartoon<\/font><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It must be the heat. Probably something to do with the expansion of blood vessels, or stuff like that. What manner of fucked up am I? Here I am blogging about spurious hard-ons* , one after another after another, and about cranking it. (A fair number of people I know won&#8217;t admit to it, let [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_FSMCFIC_featured_image_caption":"","_FSMCFIC_featured_image_nocaption":"","_FSMCFIC_featured_image_hide":"","iawp_total_views":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-148","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-rants-rambles"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/tim.cexx.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/148","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/tim.cexx.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/tim.cexx.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tim.cexx.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tim.cexx.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=148"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/tim.cexx.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/148\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/tim.cexx.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=148"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tim.cexx.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=148"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tim.cexx.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=148"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}