{"id":140,"date":"2005-06-06T22:24:52","date_gmt":"2005-06-07T06:24:52","guid":{"rendered":"\/?p=140"},"modified":"2005-06-14T22:28:50","modified_gmt":"2005-06-15T06:28:50","slug":"chicago-waiting-failstating-masturbating-in-the-grating-there-was-fuck-all-else-to-do","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/tim.cexx.org\/?p=140","title":{"rendered":"Chicago (waiting (failstating (masturbating in the grating (there was fuck-all else to do))))"},"content":{"rendered":"

One of the primary objectives in making a random trip back to my hometown was to get laid (lets just say I have a very satisfied customer in the area, and a friend who seems to want to become one), but that didn’t happen. Actually, a lot of the time was spent bumming rides (my car was still in Boston, of course), calling old friends who didn’t tend to respond in a timely manner, and generally getting spinlocked by logistics.<\/p>\n

Not bad overall though. Safely away from der computermachine, I got a lot of reading done. And spent some quality time at the cabin (I love this place!!<\/a><\/b>), getting back to some form of nature, going fishin’ with the old man, and trying to get myself lost in the woods. Heh, and getting asked by my mom if I have ever done drugs. (Well technically, I did find myself ordering White Castle at 3am…) And got together what’s left of the LT photo club (…all three of us…) for a few hours.<\/p>\n

While at the cabin, this guy landed some form of ultralight experimental aircraft ON THE LAKE. Granted it’s a long<\/i> skinny lake, but I can throw a rock across and hit land on the other side, pretty much. (Check out the link above, this thing is incredible.) I want one!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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