{"id":122,"date":"2005-04-29T20:58:29","date_gmt":"2005-04-30T04:58:29","guid":{"rendered":"\/?p=122"},"modified":"2005-05-20T20:58:36","modified_gmt":"2005-05-21T04:58:36","slug":"ouching999-self-defenestration-and-things-not-to-say-to-a-nurse","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/tim.cexx.org\/?p=122","title":{"rendered":"Ouching^999, self-defenestration, and things not to say to a nurse"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I went down about 11-something tonight to pick up a friend from the emergency room. Anyway, it turns out that if you&#8217;re a patient, and say something about being in so much pain you wanna jump out the window, even if you don&#8217;t mean it, you&#8217;re not leaving anytime soon.<\/p>\n<p>Out at 4-ish with a very tired, painful dizzy wobbly kitten, after the obligatory we-get-our-asses-sued-enough-thankyouvery much psychiatric exam.<\/p>\n<p>I thought I had heard the phrase &#8220;24-hour pharmacy&#8221; only about a million times back home (and that was in the &#8216;burbs), so surely a big city like Boston would have to have one, right? &#8230;Nnnnnnnegatory. So up at again at 8-something to get the prescription filled. And pull the parking ticket off my windshield. <font color=\"#aaaaaa\"><sub>park in parking overnight for $12.00 at at 100% odds of getting charged, or on the street at $25\/ticket with a guesstimated 33% chance of getting caught. It was a calculated risk&#8230;<\/sub><\/font> I staggered into work at about 10:30, but they didn&#8217;t say anything. EEs there are hot shit right about now.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I went down about 11-something tonight to pick up a friend from the emergency room. Anyway, it turns out that if you&#8217;re a patient, and say something about being in so much pain you wanna jump out the window, even if you don&#8217;t mean it, you&#8217;re not leaving anytime soon. Out at 4-ish with a [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_FSMCFIC_featured_image_caption":"","_FSMCFIC_featured_image_nocaption":"","_FSMCFIC_featured_image_hide":"","iawp_total_views":2,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-122","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/tim.cexx.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/122","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/tim.cexx.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/tim.cexx.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tim.cexx.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tim.cexx.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=122"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/tim.cexx.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/122\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/tim.cexx.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=122"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tim.cexx.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=122"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tim.cexx.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=122"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}