{"id":118,"date":"2005-04-01T20:34:11","date_gmt":"2005-04-02T04:34:11","guid":{"rendered":"\/?p=118"},"modified":"2006-03-04T03:21:02","modified_gmt":"2006-03-04T07:21:02","slug":"a-surreal-day","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/tim.cexx.org\/?p=118","title":{"rendered":"A surreal day&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Today in the life of Tim:<\/p>\n<p>At work, my PM guy abruptly resigned, making me a project manager as of 4:45pm today. Yeeks. I&#8217;m going to be managing people, handing out Things To Do and specifications and timelines, and be the guy chewing peoples&#8217; asses when it doesn&#8217;t get done. Me + responsibility = a bad bad thing. I&#8217;ve already branched into a few work-related rants lately (oddly enough, not here in the ol&#8217; bloggg), so I won&#8217;t go into the grisly details, but this means I&#8217;m going to be spending a lot of late nights this week getting things that don&#8217;t yet work to work. (Dude, you haven&#8217;t sent out the board layouts <i>yet<\/i>? Just <b>started<\/b>? We&#8217;re leaving for testing <i>this week<\/i>, and the hardware that&#8217;s going to be recording the test data hasn&#8217;t been designed yet. Fucking beautiful.)<\/p>\n<p>Very-relatedly, this also means I&#8217;m now in Colorado next week bolting things (ahem, if the boards get delivered in time, and there are no fuckups, and&#8230;) underneath railcars. Bombs? (Heh, you know me too well&#8230;) Nah, wireless, strain gaugey, power harvesty, accelerometery, shake-rattle-n-rolly gigabytes-of-data recordery things. (and yet you&#8217;re still asking&#8230;.bombs?&#8230;) In other words, getting to play with stuff, maybe do a little sightseeing, slacking off, taking a trip, not having to pay for it.<\/p>\n<p>Walking to the T, saw this hand-lettered sign taped to a parking meter. Brainlocked for the next 20 min. trying to make it make sense&#8230;<br \/>\n<img decoding=\"async\" src=\".\/images\/roasbeef.jpg\"\/><\/p>\n<p>Swung by J.R.&#8217;s for some lateish pot-luckery with her and Z*. He (a professional cards guy) taught us how to play poker&#8230;or tried to, anyway (read the deck, and me, like a big fat <a href=\"http:\/\/www.popupbooks.net\/BookP\/P185.html\" title=\"give these to your kids, and literacy rates will improve\">pop-up book<\/a> with extra large print, haha). J.R. concocted a drink that layered red-yellow-green, and tasted no less than <sup>orgasmic<\/sup>, so I gave it the official name of Roadhead. (Hmm&#8230;ought to be documenting these concoctions on a webpage somewhere.) I got a phone call but my hands were too greasy <sub>(mmm, reference burger. Now with enough garlic to drive Boston&#8217;s vampire population underground for at least a week)<\/sub> to pick it up, so she did. It was F*, and he hit on her with great vigor :-)<\/p>\n<p>Caught a bad vibe tonight, somewhere between midnight and 3am when I went to bed, concerning someone I consider a good friend (but who&#8217;s been sort of distant and disappearish lately). I&#8217;ve never known that to mean anything good (why don&#8217;t I ever get a <i>good<\/i> vibe, like &#8220;hey, my friend just won the lottery, developed a cure for cancer, met the girl\/boy of his\/her dreams and invented melt-proof ice cream, all in the same night!&#8221;). On the other hand, I <i>was<\/i> playing HalfLife 2 alone in the dark at the time, and getting the crap scared out of me about every 15 seconds, so I kind of just wrote it off as the noise floor coming up to hit me in the nose like it does sometimes. But now I&#8217;m curious&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>QOTD (okay, 2005\/03\/30)<\/p>\n<p>*Ring Ring*<br \/>\nSalesdroid: (yap yap yap)<br \/>\nGJM: &#8220;Head of electronic engineering? Yes, speaking.&#8221;<br \/>\nSalesdroid: (yap yap yap)<br \/>\nGJM: &#8220;What are you talking, is this books, magazines?&#8221;<br \/>\nSalesdroid: (yap yap)<br \/>\nGJM: &#8220;I&#8217;m sorry, but I can&#8217;t read.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>*Ring Ring*<br \/>\nSalesdroid: (yap yap yap)<br \/>\nGJM: &#8220;What? IQ department? Yes, I&#8217;m the head of the IQ department at MIDE.&#8221;<br \/>\nSalesdroid: (yap yap)<br \/>\nGJM: &#8220;No, IQ department.&#8221;<br \/>\nSalesdroid: (yap yap)<br \/>\nGJM: &#8220;I handle the IQ for the entire building. Yea&#8230; all the stupid ones go on my right, and all the clever ones, they go on the left.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Today in the life of Tim: At work, my PM guy abruptly resigned, making me a project manager as of 4:45pm today. Yeeks. I&#8217;m going to be managing people, handing out Things To Do and specifications and timelines, and be the guy chewing peoples&#8217; asses when it doesn&#8217;t get done. 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