Sir Huzzzah: hello Jane Doe: w00t! Sir Huzzzah: hehe Jane Doe: Sir Huzzzah: hi rebecca Sir Huzzzah: holy shiiiit Jane Doe: hey baby!!!! Jane Doe: omg! I want you to buzz me! Jane Doe: pick it up Jane Doe: me too Sir Huzzzah: my thighs are VIBRATIN' SOMETHING FIERCE Jane Doe: wow!!!! Jane Doe: I love you baby! Sir Huzzzah: i was just reading a book on vibrators yesterday so this is weird Jane Doe: WHat were you reading????? Jane Doe: I love how comforting this is. but my legs are starting to go numb... my legs are twitching! Sir Huzzzah: it's making my tits burn Sir Huzzzah: i was reading dr betty dodson this awesome feminist sex lady!! Jane Doe: Im burning, Im burning for you! Jane Doe: heya Jane Doe: Hihi! Jane Doe: working! John Doe: Buzz me? John Doe: Ooooh! Jane Doe: hehe Jane Doe: what's the # on your side? Jane Doe: (was) John Doe: 79 now John Doe: Prince Ben Izenson: so how does everyone feel about ron paul 08? John Doe: who wha? John Doe: is this boring for you? John Doe: hahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha Prince Ben Izenson: no John Doe: i am going to put it in my armpit Prince Ben Izenson: i have to check if my mom is out side John Doe: oh shit. John Doe: adjust the scale above over 100 John Doe: it makes my vibratror buzz and i do yours John Doe: and we can chat in this box!!! John Doe: hit buzz it to adjust the setting Prince Ben Izenson: oh baby do it harder John Doe: hahahaha John Doe: shit it's CRAAAAAZYYYY Prince Ben Izenson: John Doe: TELEDILDONICS FTW garfield the goat: hey lover BIG BOOTY HO: hey there garfield the goat: i like the colors yellow orange and brown, wanna make each other summ till sunrise? garfield the goat: pen pals for life BIG BOOTY HO: aaaaaaaaaooooooouuuuuuuuuuaaaaahhhhhh garfield the goat: put it under your tights garfield the goat: cure for a rainy day garfield the goat: a/s/l? BIG BOOTY HO: is it changing? garfield the goat: yeah garfield the goat: the size of my desire for you is changing as well BIG BOOTY HO: 18/f/al BIG BOOTY HO: u? garfield the goat: 36/m/tuscon BIG BOOTY HO: oooo ur old, thats sexxy garfield the goat: ARIZONA PRIDE! garfield the goat: meth and deserts! BIG BOOTY HO: kewl i like music garfield the goat: you ever have an orgasm while bungee jumping? garfield the goat: i like lisa frank stickers, i collect bookshtery youngest daug of them for m BIG BOOTY HO: no, have u? garfield the goat: i collect books of them for my youngest daughter garfield the goat: yeah BIG BOOTY HO: oh u have kids? garfield the goat: i take russian tourists on extreeeme sex tours of north america garfield the goat: i hve 4 kids from three different ladies BIG BOOTY HO: lol thats cool BIG BOOTY HO: do u like to party? BIG BOOTY HO: lol garfield the goat: i party like i was getting a govt stipend for it BIG BOOTY HO: wats a stipen? garfield the goat: sorry baby im used to full on BIG BOOTY HO: is that like a boner? garfield the goat: stipent is free money BIG BOOTY HO: o cool BIG BOOTY HO: i want a stipen garfield the goat: and free money means lots of strippers garfield the goat: so yeah garfield the goat: its alot like a boner BIG BOOTY HO: lol BIG BOOTY HO: do u like oral garfield the goat: oh shit, a fire just broke out on my pants, i had to take take them off BiGbOoTyHo12956: i can make a fire break out in ur pants BiGbOoTyHo12956: do u like that? garfield the goat: yeah, i usually dont shower, after i get off my atv i just pay asian minors to lick my body at the end of every day garfield the goat: yeah, im into asphixiation as well BiGbOoTyHo12956: wats that? BiGbOoTyHo12956: is that like anal or smth> garfield the goat: you wanna choke me and lick my balls while we watch bob ross and i stick fire extinguisher up ur ass? garfield the goat: its you putting your 6 inch heels in my mouth and tying fishing line around my throat BiGbOoTyHo12956: ok i will choke u but only kind of i dont want u to die BiGbOoTyHo12956: r u hott? garfield the goat: in heavan you can fuck anything you want BiGbOoTyHo12956: o cool garfield the goat: yeah, check me out i the new j 14 BiGbOoTyHo12956: wat? garfield the goat: J 14 BiGbOoTyHo12956: wats j 14? garfield the goat: or tiger beat BiGbOoTyHo12956: ooo BiGbOoTyHo12956: cool BiGbOoTyHo12956: which 1 r u? garfield the goat: whatever you have a subscribtion to garfield the goat: you can see my razor sharp abs BiGbOoTyHo12956: i have tiger beat BiGbOoTyHo12956: oooo abs ae sexy garfield the goat: i grate cheese on them to melt on my hot blls sometimes BiGbOoTyHo12956: r u tan garfield the goat: i look like brown sugar garfield the goat: do you ave huge tits? BiGbOoTyHo12956: ooo thats soo hot BiGbOoTyHo12956: i am 36 dd BiGbOoTyHo12956: but my booty is way biggetr lolol garfield the goat: i want to put my face in your ass BiGbOoTyHo12956: im like 36 24 39 garfield the goat: i can get you a thousand dollars for some pics of your hottt azz BiGbOoTyHo12956: ohh ur turning me on garfield the goat: i think ive seen you in cosmo BiGbOoTyHo12956: i dunno if i should take pics garfield the goat: we should meet up and make weachother feel good BiGbOoTyHo12956: i have to tell you a secret garfield the goat: anything amor BiGbOoTyHo12956: im actualkly not 18 garfield the goat: thats cool BiGbOoTyHo12956: u sure? garfield the goat: in the desert there is only desire not law BiGbOoTyHo12956: o ok well im 49 BiGbOoTyHo12956: i dunno if ur inyo older women BiGbOoTyHo12956: i can make u cum realy hard garfield the goat: im into that, i wanna tie your wrinkly tits around my throat and choke myself while i dive off the statue of liberty garfield the goat: i bet ur real experienced BiGbOoTyHo12956: ooo that sounds hott garfield the goat: you kno how to take a wild boar? yo yo yo: and then talk in the chat box!!! BiGbOoTyHo12956: buzz it yo yo yo: wahooooooo yo yo yo: Hi! BiGbOoTyHo12956: hi Jane Doe: And you can chat too! BiGbOoTyHo12956: this is amazing BiGbOoTyHo12956: oh no BiGbOoTyHo12956: you dont love me anymore? BiGbOoTyHo12956: okay wait im feeling the love Jane Doe: I tested it last night with my friend in Canada! BiGbOoTyHo12956: omh BiGbOoTyHo12956: thats amazing Jane Doe: So you can use it for long distances. Jane Doe: Do a google search for drmn trance vibe when you get home... we sell these! BiGbOoTyHo12956: yes v improtant BiGbOoTyHo12956: hahah u seell these?!!! Jane Doe: Software is a bitch, but worth it. =) BiGbOoTyHo12956: did u create these? Jane Doe: It's based on vibrator in a game... Jane Doe: Which I should be trying to set up on that TV over there... BiGbOoTyHo12956: yea the tv isnt working Jane Doe: But Tim made the hardware and... BiGbOoTyHo12956: argggh! BiGbOoTyHo12956: and i feel bad for sara BiGbOoTyHo12956: im already getting addicted to typing BiGbOoTyHo12956: where is yours BiGbOoTyHo12956: i dont hear it Jane Doe: In my lap. ;) BiGbOoTyHo12956: yes BiGbOoTyHo12956: i wanna put mine there BiGbOoTyHo12956: i cant believe u created this Yuan Liu: Yuan Liu: eric today is a raining day John Doe: hi baby Yuan Liu: one of the keys are half broken John Doe: vibrate, vibrate, vibrate! Yuan Liu: it does not move at all Yuan Liu: rawh rawh Yuan Liu: John Doe: rar rar ra r ar arrarar rar John Doe: i need some vibes Yuan Liu: ok I will go when you go I love you to death John Doe: vibey vibro vibe Yuan Liu: ebvi John Doe: send me some vibes Yuan Liu: I want you John Doe: ok John Doe: i have vibey vobro John Doe: vibey vibro Yuan Liu: big ones John Doe: little ones Yuan Liu: no no big ones Yuan Liu: you have big ones Yuan Liu: big one John Doe: hey, what's poop spelled backwards? John Doe: John Doe: hello John Doe: i guess my name is john doe BExbot: hi baby Bexbot: how are you? hanna: i'm well hanna: how are you? hanna: i think is all a sucess Bexbot: turn me on Bexbot: I am waiting to be vibed. hanna: did i turn you one yet hanna: is it one and our Bexbot: you have to slide the thing to a number and then press buzz it! Bexbot: awesome Bexbot: so tell me what is going on in your head? Bexbot: Are you enjoying the performance that you planned? hanna: such an impossible question Bexbot: I know Bexbot: sorry hanna: i feel good about my peice Bexbot: I try and be impossible hanna: i'd like to do it again hanna: with more locations Bexbot: are you completley finished? hanna: and photographs of the people providing hanna: no, but almost. i don't have much food left Bexbot: do you have more food. hanna: how is life and time for you Bexbot: i ignored Hanna and she left Bexbot: but Hello dear Bexbot: is all well Emily: she had to give people food Emily: all is Emily: even, is good word Mephista: Hello! Mephista: Is anyone there? Mephista: Hello? Mephista: Come play with me! Emily: bzzz! Mephista: Oooh! Mephista: Hello Emily! Emily: hmm, I like that name Emily: I should start wearing panties Emily: like kristoff :) Mephista: Panties? Mephista: I didn't know Kristoff wore panties! Emily: yeah, and his dad found out a few weeks ago Emily: he was less than thrilled Mephista: Hehe. Mephista: But he dates girls. Emily: yeah Mephista: My vibrator isn't vibrating. =( Mephista: Oooh. Emily: now? Mephista: mm Mephista: Buzz buzz buzz Mephista: =) =) =) Mephista: Oooh, more buzz. Mephista: OoooH! Mephista: OhOoooh! Emily: this is making me soo hot Emily: damn friction Mephista: LOL Emily: :P Mephista: Does the prince like frictions? Emily: no no I hates it! Mephista: Awww. =( Mephista: I put hte webcam on in this computer. Emily: where 'friction' == 'carpet burn' Mephista: Heh. Mephista: This would be strange with somoene you don't know... Mephista: And it would be totally different if you were across the room or across the country. Emily: I think it makes more of a statement that the users face apart and can't see each other Mephista: Would you feel less inhibited if you were talking to a chick in California? Emily: yeah Mephista: Yah. Emily: isn't that the idea? :P Emily: maybe Emily: if it were someone I don't know? Annie: hi Emily: hi Emily: heh, I should change my name... Tim: ok Annie: yeah, you should do that Annie: hi tim Tim: you can control the other user's vibe, but not your own Annie: did you make this? Tim: yeah, it was one of those beer-after-hours bull sessions Annie: oh okay Tim: then it turned from talk to realizing it was actually pretty easy to do :P Tim: do you think it would be more comfortable vibrating someone with a webcam, or someone you couldn't see? Annie: um, someone you couldn't see Annie: but then it wouldn't be exciting, i guess, to some Tim: yeah, that's kind of what I thought too Tim: I need to check on if qdot's SecondLife plugin for this is working yet Tim: then it's vibe + arbitrary avatar Annie: i dont know what that means, but ok Tim: ah Tim: it's kind of this virtual 3D world thing Tim: you have this avatar and run around the world interacting with other users Annie: oh that sounds interesting Annie: ooooh Tim: people are cybering on it, but no hardware to make it more physical existed 'til now shane: hows it going shane: here you go Mephista: Oooh! Mephista: That's vibrating! shane: hhahahaha shane: nice Mephista: Where did you put yours? shane: so, do you like a light buzz? or do you like it heavy? Mephista: I don't know... Mephista: I think I like both. Mephista: I like when it changes. shane: yeah shane: me too shane: whats the longest distance you have done this? Mephista: I tried it with Sir in Canada last night. Mephista: It worked. =) Mephista: Oooh. shane: thats rad, how is the connection made? Mephista: How do you like having the camera up? shane: the server above shane: Mephista: Umm, just enter IP address. shane: ? Mephista: Little server. shane: ohh cool Mephista: Yeah. shane: too bad there arent ttwo cameras Mephista: We didn't have time. Mephista: I could have brought. =( shane: last night did you do it with 2 cameras? Mephista: Yeah, actually. shane: awesome shane: random person? shane: or someon you knew? Mephista: No, my friend. shane: it would be interesting with a random person shane: but Mephista: Heh. Mephista: I think we'd need to make web interface for that. shane: the vibrator thing i think is more efficient for women shane: than men Mephista: The software is a pain. Mephista: Hehe. shane: is it? Mephista: Yeah. Mephista: Last night was a lot of work, even though we knew how to use it. shane: to make it widely available would be hard huh? Mephista: Well, anyone can download the software. shane: how did you get invited to the show? Mephista: And you can buy one of these vibes Mephista: I met Rebecca on the chinatown bus shane: thats cool shane: haha shane: going to or from new york? Mephista: And umm, we had 5 hours to chat. Mephista: going to NYC shane: cool Mephista: About a month ago. shane: yeah, me and my girlfriend are going to do a performance in a bit Mephista: Oh, cool! Mephista: What are you doing? shane: you'll see shane: haha Mephista: Hehe. Mephista: I keep forgetting to play with the vibe! hi :P: Honorable me: are you sitting down? hi :P: yep Honorable me: good Honorable me: now, Honorable me: prepare for noise Honorable me: *noise* Tim: hehe Tim: we have buzzing! Honorable me: hooray! Honorable me: gah! Honorable me: why is it that these are so funny? Tim: it's a sex toy rattling around on the table :P Honorable me: well.... I guess so Honorable me: it won't stop! Tim: there Honorable me: alright Honorable me: whoa Honorable me: i need a cigarette Honorable me: haha Tim: I just got this chat thing working last night Tim: it's kind of eerie, now that I play with it Honorable me: yeah... Honorable me: creepy also that if I look over my shoulder I can see you Tim: buzzing a total stranger you can't see Tim: hehe Honorable me: well....I think that anonymity of it is attractive, but in this situation it makes me a little nervous Honorable me: if that makes sense Tim: we were going to have the machines right by each other with a partition between them, but couldn't get it together in time Tim: yeah, that makes sense Honorable me: I wonder if it would be different if these were in two separate rooms Tim: it's supposed to seem a little weird Honorable me: yeah, Rebecca mentioned that Tim: I think so Tim: we were debating whether having a webcam stream too would be either more or less comfortable Honorable me: hmm Honorable me: that'd be much more direct, which may destroy the fun Tim: so the total anonymity is a feature? Tim: (assuming it wasn't just a demo running in the same room) Tim: (like this :P) Honorable me: I made the "internet" drawing, and the enjoyable part of the process was drawing the penis pictures off my screen, not wanting to see the men who post Honorable me: yeah Tim: heh yeah Tim: do they show their faces too, or just a big boner usually? Tim: I've never gotten an anatomy picture on craigslist Honorable me: ooohhh, you haven't checked out casual encounters Tim: although a few breathless emails from other men who didn't realize they were reading m4w :P Honorable me: you've posted on m4w? Honorable me: anytime last spring? Tim: a couple times Tim: not for a while now Honorable me: ahh Tim: last person I met and started dating from CL turned out to be a paranoid schizophrenic Honorable me: last spring I went on a series of blind dates using craigslist, to test myself and make a performance of it Tim: which was certainly interesing, but not a relationship I'm in a hurry to repeat soon Tim: hehe Honorable me: yeah, it was a bit scary Tim: what happened? Honorable me: oh, many bad dates Honorable me: men who cannot talk, men who just stare Tim: heheh Honorable me: men who smell Tim: it wasn't me, was it? :P Honorable me: men who tell me their life story Tim: I have a horrible time thinking of things to say on a first date :( Honorable me: hmm...i dont think so Honorable me: no, well you probably aren't boring if you've created something like this Honorable me: most of the men were older and had no real aspirations to talk about Honorable me: they could have lied Tim: well, outside of a narrow range of technical topics I don't think I'm all that interesting / talkative Honorable me: you are via beepmeagain Honorable me: haha Tim: ?? Honorable me: this chat Honorable me: haha Tim: yeah Honorable me: is it the anonymity? Tim: maybe Honorable me: interesting Tim: or that it gives me more time to think Honorable me: and you don't have that normally? Honorable me: or you worry about it? Tim: face to face requires you to be quicker Honorable me: yeah, but maybe we'd all be happier if we took more time to think Tim: I think so Honorable me: or maybe we'd all be happier if we had anonymous sex over the internet Tim: hehe Tim: I've never tried it Honorable me: haha.... Tim: but I think the real thing is more fun Honorable me: haha, I agree Tim: when my gf found out about this project she was a little squicked out Honorable me: haha, I would be the same Tim: she still hasn't seen any part of it...it will probably stay that way Honorable me: projects like these, or my penises are easier if significant others aren't involved Tim: hehe Honorable me: she hasn't seen it? out of choice? Tim: yeah, I guess a partner might not be happy about their SO soliciting a bunch of penis pictures Honorable me: haha....well they might need to be a bit comfortable with it....art is art Tim: I just haven't shown it to her, based on her reaction to just the concept Honorable me: hmm...that's unfortunate Tim: I think she's getting more ok with the idea, but still thinks it's pretty weird Honorable me: that she cannot see the critique in it Honorable me: yeah, it's weird but not that far off for a lot of people these days Tim: yeah Honorable me: I'd say show her Tim: I guess it's hard to think of it as an artistic statement :P Tim: maybe I should Tim: I can't imagine it would be a complete dealbreaker Honorable me: well, maybe my brain is fried on art, but I think it could be supported as an artistic statement Honorable me: yeah, Honorable me: sex toys are sex toys Tim: and if so, she's probably not the right girl for me anyway... Honorable me: hahah Honorable me: right! Honorable me: people need to remember that Honorable me: I think I may stand up, and get a cup of coffee Honorable me: should we keep this anonymous? Honorable me: haha Tim: ok Tim: I'm going to watch some of hte performances Honorable me: right Honorable me: I like the demo, you should record the conversations in the future Tim: yeah, now that you mention it it's a good idea Tim: this was very last-minute Tim: windows network programming is a bit of a bear :P Tim: Hello! Honorable me: wax Tim: Where did you put your vibrator? Mephista: Hello? Mephista: I can see you... Mephista: *pook* Mephista: Have you seen a vibrator before? Mephista: I'm not going to turn it on until you talk to me!! Mephista: Hello? Mephista: Hello?! Mephista: Come sit down and talk! Mephista: Hello? Mephista: Hey you. Mephista: -( Mephista: =( Mephista: Nobody loves me. Mephista: Nobody even likes me. Mephista: Hello? Mephista: *sigh* Mephista: I'm not a computer! Honorable me: hello Mephista: Hello! Mephista: Do you like the art show? Honorable me: Hello! Mephista: hello Honorable me: You found the vibrator! Mephista: indeed Honorable me: I can play with yours... Honorable me: I've got one too. Mephista: where are you? Honorable me: On the other computer. Honorable me: I could be anywhere in the world. Mephista: anywhere? Honorable me: Does it matter? Honorable me: Anywhere with internet. Honorable me: And a computer, of course. Mephista: ouch! Honorable me: Hehe. Mephista: better Honorable me: They get frisky. Honorable me: And fall off the table. Mephista: can you see me? Honorable me: If I turned around Mephista: ohhhh Honorable me: Hehe. Honorable me: You found me? Honorable me: Oooh! Honorable me: You figured out how to use it. =) Honorable me: Ehehehe! Mephista: pretty amazing Honorable me: I think it's cool, how you can share experiences with someone anywhere. Mephista: Mephista: Mephista: Mephista: Mephista: Mephista: Mephista: Mephista: its working Mephista: wilder! Honorable me: go Mephista: Honorable me: Mephista: werty Honorable me: is it buzzing? Mephista: i tink dis is col Honorable me: what? Mephista: i hav a bosten accent Honorable me: bye. Mephista: suck it up Honorable me: suck it up soldier Honorable me: Mephista: suck it up cowboy Mephista: hfiudfhjsdhf Honorable me: ready to go Mephista: ffffffff Honorable me: suck it up suck it up Mephista: shut up n eggs Honorable me: fuzzy buzzy wuz a buzz Mephista: doooo yoooo tinkkkkkk disssssssssssss isssssssssss collllllllllllllll Mephista: ? Honorable me: i wish t'could makest a different sound Mephista: once upon a time there was a stupid person he obviosly didnt live happily evr aftr Mephista: . Honorable me: aaah Honorable me: r u buzzin' me? Honorable me: what are you buzzin' me at? Mephista: i wanna buzz you hey man not ccuull Mephista: oh hi Honorable me: hey, buzzy boy! Honorable me: I feel your vibrations Mephista: oh, yeah. its cool. Mephista: photos Mephista: Honorable me: I have your vibrations set at 66. If you set mine at 6, maybe we'll feel the vibrations of the beast Mephista: word up Mephista: its hard to set Honorable me: click drag unclick tim: working? tim: heya Mephista: hihi tim: very nice! tim: hi :P tim: hi Mephista: hot sandrini: hot to trot Mephista: helooo tharrrr arrrtrrrrrr sandrini: jhjhskjdkahfdkjsalkfjsaf Mephista: ohhhh yeaaahhhhhhhhbaby Mephista: YES...that was the best ive ever had sandrini: asl u reddi 2 yell?! surprise: ytduyfyudrddfd8 surprise: more bexbot: yummmy surprise: bunny bexbot: you're burning my clit bexbot: hey hotjuice4u: honey, please hotjuice4u: stop hotjuice4u: turn down the vibrator honey hotjuice4u: your hurting my love hotjuice4u: haha hotjuice4u: i'm the server hotjuice4u: how can i service you today?