Pseudointellectual one-night stands

Shit dammit. I think I just became some girl’s intellectual tampon. (I’d google ya up a link, but it looks like I just invented this term. Similar concept to the emotional tampon, though.) Reminds me of that Fight Club quote about single-serving friends. Anyway, the entrails if y’all nerdy types wish to dissect them.

Ya, the bitch blocked me like a day-old plopup ad!

QOTD: Did I tell you about last Friday? [Bunch of people] and me were hanging out in Auburn at the coffee shop. * and * went off and I was ALONE (birds chirping) with * (the sun is now 12% more luminescent) and we played chess. Don’t stop me if I already told you this one…

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