I love Scams!

Title: I AM ME
Author: Me

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AGTCCGAT TTATCGAC
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What you’ve just read is a work of exceptional artistic expression. So exceptional, in fact, that it will be featured in the anthology of the International League of Poetry, and is a semi-finalist in the $10,000 contest. Well, I haven’t actually been told so yet, but I am so confident in my MaD artistic SkIllZ that I will go ahead and presuppose this. I am so hopeful that I will be a winner! Just look at some of the other semi-finalists.

(Hey, what are you complaining about? Mine even rhymes and everything. Quit yer bitchin’.)

All right, what I was really going for is a chuckle in a related contest.

QOTD: Many people consider null not being equal to nothing. Especially the data base theoretics. For them, null could be considered to be the abscence of nothing. So, if you have nothing and remove that nothing, the state of what’s left over, is null. (wtf?)

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